Dear Navis Pack & Ship
During my weekly facial at the Westchester Ritz Carlton, it suddenly occurred to me that my dear husband's birthday is just a few days after Christmas. I'm always so bad about making his birthday special because I get caught up in the season. Fortunately, my magical esthetician gave me the clarity of mind to think ahead this year. Since I've been so embarrassingly neglectful (last year I took him on a last minute cruise to the Bahamas - he hates the Bahamas!), I had the perfect opportunity to splurge just a little bit on something I know he'd simply adore - his very own helicopter!
He's been secretly admiring his younger brother's Cessna, muttering under his breath at the absurdity of the whole thing, but I just know it's what he really wants. Plus, his younger brother's plane is... now this is truly embarrassing... a used model! I have selected a brand new, top of the line helicopter for my wonderful husband, fitting of a first born and trimmed in gold and platinum. After all, he's been so good to me, my darling.
I've been so excited just thinking of the look on his face as I reveal his truly breathtaking personal helicopter (and just a bit on what our friends would say! The applause I would receive!) that I've almost forgotten one very important factor: how on earth would I get it to him? I've heard stories about the treasures Navis Pack & Ship has cared for - a dear friend used your company to pack and ship a custom crystal chandelier to Paris after her mother passed and she was very impressed with your services. I must say after hearing this I do think your company is the only one for my needs. Such a unique gift for such a special man deserves white glove delivery service and the most extreme care and attention paid to it, especially since gold is such a soft metal. I can think of no other way of transporting his birthday gift than in a custom crate built exactly for this purpose. This simply is not something typical carriers can handle, as I'm sure you will appreciate.
Since I've spared no expense in designing and ordering my dear husband's helicopter, I expect nothing but the absolute best from Navis Pack & Ship. I also expect that it shall arrive exactly on time for the big birthday celebration (and surprise gift reveal!).
Now, I realize the holiday season is a busy one (heavens knows I understand!), but I know the fine folks at Navis Pack & Ship will come through for me and my ever deserving husband. I'm sure it will seem as though I'm spoiling my darling husband, but we do what we can for the ones we love. How can I not?
Many thanks in advance for your services.
Charlotte
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